For you ... Darling SMS

If we really & truly understood what is are true personal dignity, we should at once spring to are feet & change are very hearts & minds.
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V should have compassion on the sick and poor: we should be merciful, honest & patient.
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As precious 2 me as precious no one can ever B. I know all friends hard 2 choose but I chose you to b my friend. Miss you a lot.
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Ur kisses made my lips, your tears made my eyes, your perfume made my nose, your voice made my ears, your hugs made my arms, your strength made my legs, your love made my wings, and my wings found your love.
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Life 4 you : Death 4 me; Happiness 4 u: Sorrow 4 meL New 4 u: Old 4 me; Fun 4 u: Work 4 me; Grace 4 u: Disgrace 4 me; Everything 4 you and you 4 me!
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I believe in God, I believe we were destined 2 meet, I believe you are my missing rib, I believe we can achieve whatever we desire, I believe U're d best thing that has happened 2 me, I believe I'm in love with U, I believe I love you more than you know. And most of all I believe in U.
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Sometimes I hurt U, sometimes I irritate U, sometimes I complain 2 U, sometimes I make you angry, sometimes I make you sad, its just because I love you so much & want you to love me at all times.
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Roses may have thorns but they are still so beautiful. The greatest joy and pleasure is often accompanied by little pain.
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Love is a gift if you get it then appreciate it, if not then don't worry. Someone is still wrapping it 4 U.
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Missing you SMS .... Remembering you SMS

Thousands of friends I make, everyone's hands I shake, but real friends are few and d best of them is u. May coming days light up your heart with joy& happiness & success kiss your feet at every step.
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If you fell in d dark night, where there might B no light, & can't c with your sight, I'll B there 2 fight. If you are problem is a mile, or itself d river Nile, I will solve all & make you smile.
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Whenever I am with u, you knock me off my feet. you make me feel on top of d world, you let me what I want to B & I love you 4 loving me.
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The sun can fade away, rivers can dry you can 4get me, but how can I.
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you have such a wonderful way of bringing comfort 2 my life. your thoughtful and unselfish ways make me often realise that there could B no better friend than U.
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Somewhere someone dreams of your smile and when dreaming of you says life is worth-while. So when you are lonely, remember its true that somewhere someone (that's me of course) is thinking of u.
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I said to you that I'm sorry for what I did n please 4give me. I know you love some else but at least b my friend! A friend is one who knows you but loves you anyways! 'N I can't do without u.
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Ur words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me, check it!
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you always sensed my heartbeat and knew what I wanted. you always shared my happiness and never left me alone in my problems. you are my life everything. B always as you are & never leave me alone. I can do anything 4 you coz I love you till infinity. I really can't live without u.
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I can't live without your friendship, your friendship is like a ventilator of a heart patient 4 me. you are my life-line.
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you open your A/c in my heart & deposit friend-ship in it. I will give you love as an interest to you 4 ever as long as I live.
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Have a heart that never hates. Have a smile that never fades. Have a touch that never hurts n have a relationship that never breaks.
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Life is for U. death is for me, being together is for U, being lonely is 4 me. Everything is for you. But you are only for me.
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A   I'm in world 2 love u, 2 want u, 2 need u, 2 feel u, 2 b with u.
Open your eyes and look at me. Hold my hand & walk with me.
Its been a long time since you called me. Missing u. Plz call me.
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Fun SMS .. SMS Jokes ... English ...

"It was my mother-in-law." explained Henry at funeral procession, tightening the leash of his dog, "my Doberman killed her."That's terrible," said a spectator, "but is there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?" The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and replied, "get in line."

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Tom: "Why did the monster jump up and down?"
Martin : "Because he'd taken his dedicine but forgot to shake the bottle."

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Customer: "How can I make this umbrella last 10 years?"
Umbrella seller: "Don't use it in sun or rain."

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Man at railway counter: "When will Rajdhani Exprress arrive?"
Stationmaster: "8 AM"
"...and Shatabdi Express?"
"8.30 AM"
"....and Kashi Express?"
"Where do you have to go?"
"Nowhere, I have to cross the railway line."

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If I could rearrange the English alphabet all over again, I would put U and I together.

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The boss is interviewing an applicant for a job.  
Boss: Why did you leave your last job
Applicant: Due to illness.
Boss: What illness?
Applicant: My boss was sick of me.

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Before leaving for office, a man would tease his wife by saying, "Bye, mother of four!" One day, she said, "Bye, father of two!" And he stopped his joke.