Santa: Oye Bante, U R wearing 1 green and 1 blue socks!
Banta: Yes, it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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While waiting for his aunt to wake up, a man starts
mincing on the peanuts in a bowl lying next to her. When the aunt wakes
up, he realities he has finished the entire bowl and starts apologizing.
"That is okay, dear." she says, "after I have licked the chocolate off,
I don't care for them anyway."
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Before leaving for office, a man would tease his wife by saying, "Bye
mother of four!" One day, she said "Bye, father of two!" And he stopped
his joke.
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Yahan barish behaal hai.... na sur hai na taal hai .... aaj hamari SMS factory mein hadtaal hai!!
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The boss is inverviewing an applicant for a job.
Boss: Why did you leave yoru last job?
Applicant: Due to illness.
Boss: What illness?
Applicant: My boss was sick of me.
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Ant: What is your age?
Elephant: I am 5 years old.
Ant: Such a young age and such a huge body.
Elephant: Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti Bournvita!
Ant: And my age is 18 years...
Elephant: ... and such a small body... you look so young.
Ant: Fair and Lovely lagao aur apni umar chhupaao.
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